The winner of the "visit the author at a book signing extravaganza" contest was Lucas P. from Sussex. He denied ever entering the contest and told me to "Piss Off," forfeiting his prize. To which he said, "He's tired of winning contests, anyway."
posted by - kimmel on 8/16/2002 06:43:32 AM

For those courageous writers who have entered the contest fret not. All is well and your work is safe, secure, and being read as we speak. Unfortunately only one can win. The winner has yet to be decided. 'Course if your entry does not win, please be not disappointed. Let not my decision influence your desire to write.

Anyhow, the winner will be announced soon as will another contest. Thanks to all participants.
posted by - kimmel on 5/9/2002 04:02:49 PM

Deadline for entries is Monday, April 29, 2002.
Now's your chance. You can't win if you don't try.
posted by - kimmel on 4/27/2002 04:59:23 PM

The contest entry deadline has been extended one week. Good luck.
posted by - kimmel on 4/24/2002 01:40:09 AM

As of today I've received 23 entries. Remember the deadline is April 22.
posted by - kimmel on 4/9/2002 08:42:27 PM

Folks the new contest has begun. For those who don’t recall Jelly Filled Catharsis, in the interest of interactivity and virtual union, runs unique contests offering fabulous prizes to our readers. Our last contest bestowed the winner a cameo appearance in my new novel, tentatively titled, Dead in the Bathtub Water, scheduled for a first run printing of 50,000 copies. Yes, it’s true, Cami Walker, the winner, a real person, now appears in my novel. Here’s an excerpt.

The New Contest:
(Family members of mine are ineligible.) The winner will join me, the author, for a book-signing extravaganza days after Dead in the Bathtub Water arrives in bookstores. And the publishing company picks up the airfare and hotel tab (limit 2 night stay). Exact dates and location are still in the works. No purchase necessary. (That needs to be said, right?)

Here’s how you enter: Write something and e-mail it to me. The entry that grabs me—the most genuine one, wins. No rules as to what to write. I guess I should limit the word count to like 10,000 or something. No graphics, please.

Entries will be accepted only through e-mail. The winning entry will be published in this blog with the winner's permission. All other entries will be discarded after the contest.

So send your entries via e-mail to this address:
"contest2 @ JeremysProphecy.com"

--- A Bathtub party's awaitin'!
posted by - kimmel on 3/8/2002 01:13:05 AM